Installing Husband 1.0
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 . and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 nolonger runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've triedrunning Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try todownload Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should thenautomaticallyrun the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use ofthe above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that willdownload the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in thebackground, that will eventually seize control of all your systemresources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These areunsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memoryand cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory andperformance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 . and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 nolonger runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've triedrunning Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
=========================
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try todownload Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should thenautomaticallyrun the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use ofthe above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that willdownload the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in thebackground, that will eventually seize control of all your systemresources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These areunsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memoryand cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory andperformance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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